Okay here is one for the record books but I can't say I'm sorry it happened. Robber decide to attack and rob some folks in the car. The car backs out pulling robber away. Robber tries to reach his accomplish who leave him high and dry. Car one then chases robber down runs over him and the guy accidentally shoots himself in the head and ends up in the hospital. To paraphase Barrett "Don't do the crime if You can't get run over and shoot Yourself". Just Wow!