Oh Wouldn't This Be The Job To Have!? Darren Haynes of WUSA 9 shows us what someone has to go through before becoming a Bullpen Cart Driver for The Washington Nationals. First You have to go through the obstacle course and timing is everything. This looks like almost as much fun as the racing Presidents auditions. I would take either job in a heartbeat regardless of pay. Just so much Fun and get to every home game I Am In!