Renee Abeyta of Lakewood Colorado was not going to be the victim of a porch pirate. So she chased and chased this would be thief until she finally dropped the package she stole from Renee's porch. Renee says she was mad as hell and there was no way she was letting her go. Renee was prepared to run for as many miles as she had too to catch her. Fortunately for us she filmed the whole thing and shared it. What was in the package? A crock-pot cover. So would You go to all this trouble for a crock-pot cover or just call the police? I should warn You That Renee has no problem with letting a few bad words fly.