Everyone has at least one sound that can instantly make their blood pressure spike. Maybe it’s chewing, tapping, a phone on speaker, or that mystery rattle in the car you can’t fix while you’re driving. A recent AskReddit thread asked people to name the noises that trigger instant rage, and the answers are painfully relatable.
Here are some of the sounds people said they absolutely cannot stand:
- "Making slurping and sucking sounds while they eat wet fruit, while putting too much in their mouth at one time. Ughhhhhh!"
- "The fire alarm's low battery chirp."
- "Having to tell people to turn their phone off speaker constantly in the LIBRARY is driving me bonkers!!!"
- "When you have something metal banging against another metal thing in the back of your vehicle as you’re driving and you’re not in a position to stop and separate the two things."
- "When I'm vibing listening to music in my car, and suddenly the volume drops away, only to be replaced by the text message ping, right over my music. It's the most obnoxious, rage-inducing interruption there is."
- "The default Apple ‘Radar’ alarm."
- "The first .5 seconds of multiple videos, like when someone is scrolling through short-form content and not even stopping to listen. It’s like the audio equivalent of successive brake checks."
- "The fake twang singing style that is in virtually every country music song."
- "When you're driving to the park, and that thing in the back is a styrofoam cooler going squeaka-squeaka-squeaka-squeaka-squeaka-squeaka-squeaka."
- "LETTING THE DOOR SLAM BEHIND YOU EVERY TIME YOU ENTER OR LEAVE THE APARTMENT."
- "I might get hate for this, but a baby or toddler screeching. I obviously don't act on or show my rage; I'm sure their parents don't want them upset either, but my god, headphones are worth more than gold to me in that moment."
- "When someone cleans their fingernails with another fingernail, and it makes that click sound."
- "Unnecessary, repetitive noises like finger tapping. What IS it with middle school-aged boys and the constant noises?"
- "Influencers clicky clacking their nails on objects they are showing the camera; it's like nails on a chalkboard to me."
- "I cannot brush my teeth or be near someone using just a manual brush. The sound sends chills down my spine. I have no idea why. An electric toothbrush is fine."
- "Purposely noisy cars… No one thinks your Civic with a fart you can hear from two blocks away is cool. It doesn't even help the HP. It's going 'BRRRRRRRRR' at 20 MPH. That's not how fast cars work."
- "When you wake up in the morning during the winter and can hear your neighbors scraping the ice off their windshields."
The funny thing is that like half of these probably didn’t even bother you until you read them. So congrats, you may have just discovered a brand-new sound to hate.
Source: BuzzFeed